3 MISSIONARIES

Three missionaries were captured by a tribe of cannibals, a japanese, a frenchman, and a new yorker. Upon returning to the cannibal village, the chief ordered the villagers to prepare a large pot of boiling water... He then turned to the missionaries and explained to them that they were going to eat all three of them and use their skins for canoe's, but since they had been relatively well behaved captives, the chief offered them each the opportunity to choose their own method of death.. The japanese man went first and asked for a sword which he promptly buried in the ground and fell upon. The frenchman asked for a guillotine and immediately put his head on the block and ended his life. The New yorker asked for a fork. "A fork?" the chief said disbelievingly, however he kept to his word and gave the new yorker the fork. The new yorker immediately stripped naked and began jabbing himself all over. "What are you doing??" the chief asked, puzzled by this strange behavior. "Fuck your damned Canoe!" The new yorker replied contemptously.


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