RULES FOR CATS

BATHROOMS:
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything, just sit and stare.

COOKING:
When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.

READING:
For book readers, get close under the chin between eyes and book, unless you are able to lie across the book itself.

COMPUTERS:
When human is working at the computer, jump up on the desk, walk across keyboard and pat at mousepoint on screen and then lay in humans lap across arms hampering typing in progress.

WALKING:
Dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark or when they first get up in the morning. This will help with their co-ordination skills.

BEDTIME:
Always sleep on the human at night so he or she cannot move around.

LITTERBOX:
When using the litterbox be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.

ONE LAST THOUGHT:
Whenever possible get close to a human especially their face, turn around and present your butt to them. Humans love this, so do it often and don't forget the guests.

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